So, the potential for humiliation was great…and yet I kind of think the performance went well!
I took my clothes off in front of people who don’t fancy me to the tune of Closer by Nine Inch Nails and covered myself in golden syrup making some people suck it from my fingers – and people clapped at the end! (The relief thing that I was going for totally worked – I unzipped my basque at the end and then revealed my nipple caps! – Palpable relief!)
All in all…I’m too sticky and need to get in a bath!