I went to visit a health spa yesterday! Me and Mother-In-Law went for a little holiday. This involved a trip down to Royston Vasey, for which I recorded a couple of CDs to listen to, the whole trip was kind of like those CDs, a lot of good songs interspersed with some weird moments and … Read More

I had a fantastic time at the Dark Side on Saturday, the theme was Gothic Beach Party and frankly I think I looked amazing. Also The Jellicle cat came and, in the words of M-i-L totally pwnd the dancefloor. He so cute! I didn’t think twice about what I was wearing, I’d spent weeks being … Read More

I THOT ID RITE DIS DIARY ENTRY IN LOLCAT SPEEK. THARS NO REAL REASON, I HAS JUS FINDZ LOLCATS TRANZLASHUN PAEG AN WONDERD HOW WELL IT WERKD. I ASSUMD IT WUZ MOSTLY JUS CHANGIN SPELLIN, BUT IT SEEMS 2 CHANGE GRAMMAR AS WELL.BY RIGHTS, LOLCATS SHUD ANNOY ME BUT THEY HAS BYPASD ANNOYANCE AN SPEEK … Read More

“I think one of your boobs just winded me.”

American Pie – Don McLean Ironic – Alanis Morrisette A Horse With No Name – America Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen Itchycoo Park – The Small Faces Whatever – The Butthole Surfers Flowers In The Rain – The Move Come As You Are – Nirvana Cecilia – Simon and Garfunkel Girl From Mars – Ash California … Read More