I can’t sleep. My head is pounding and I’m all over with the coldishness despite having been exhausted for most of the day. I couldn’t even be arsed with the pirate costume for LURPS tonight (which is a shame given I finally got the laces!) I hate being ill. I used to be ill loads … Read More

It has been brought to my attention on a number of occaisions over my life that I am incredibly easy to read. Oddly enough, and completely against ‘The Rules’ (they recommend women to cultivate mystery in order to achieve successful relationshippyness) I rather like this. Everyone knows most of what makes up a Mish, past … Read More

The Writer’s Guild still hold an annual Rose and Poem party I’ve heard. It makes me feel good that I devised something that has kept on for six or so years, it wasn’t my idea of course, I got it from a book. (Shanghai Baby by Wei Hui) I remember the Rose and Poem’s that … Read More

Warning – this is about sex and it’s detailed. Ok so thats the second ear orgasm I’ve had this week. It’s the first full body orgasm in ages. I find it kind of weird that multiple stimuli are required for both a full-body orgasm and a multiple-orgasm and yet I can’t work out which is … Read More

I don’t know the rules, how was I ever supposed to work them out. I’ve given up on being a person. I’ve given up on becoming a proper girl. I’m a Mish. I don’t know your sodding rules and I don’t care. I’m going to head back under my mushroom now. It isn’t raining there.