Since when do I assume an unexpected visitor means some sort of disaster?

Haven’t done one of these in a while have I? Sometimes I feel very much alone. This is both good and bad, in fact I think a love of solitude is what rights me when things get a bit on the stressful side. I find myself in the middle of a row considering the poetry … Read More

Over the course of my life I’ve had a little more to do with doctors than the average person without repeat prescriptions does. I like to kid myself I’m not a hypochondriac but I’m probably edging that way. Not least because over the past six years I’ve had doctors use such lines on me as: … Read More

Apparently I just need twenty votes to win something. If you think it’s any good then vote for My Lover?

So, if they invent time travel it’ll be by the time I’m fifty. Apparently all time travellers either want to kill Hitler or view the crucifixion. Not me, if I’m fifty, fat and wrinkled then I want to bung some make-up on my face and get myself down to…I think it was Kings Cross… in … Read More