Well, only made a partial idiot of myself at the cocktail party but I did get spanked and a half so that’s got to be good… Resolutions for 2011: 1. Lose weight, specifically the two and a half stone before I hit my ideal weight. 2. Get published, I admit I’ve been trying for a … Read More

Look, it gets done at the very end of the year in my book, been doing it that way for years, not going to change now! 1.What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before? Something too kinky to mention here with Weasel. Also trekked to Macchu Picchu! 2. Did you keep your … Read More

In no particular order: 1. Got in a fight on the Marsh 2. Got incredibly drunk on my 26th birthday 3. Assumed people told the truth when they were romantically/sexually involved with me 4. That guy from San Francisco 5. Asked for that kiss 6. …um…I don’t really regret many things…not saved the san effects … Read More

1. Deadlines deadlines deadlines 2. How am I going to find the money for this? 3. What the hell am I writing about? 4. I love you/you/you/you/you so much 5. Mmmm, what can I cook with this? 6. Kissing is really nice, I wonder if I can persuade someone to kiss me… 7. Gods I … Read More

Day Two: 1. I still have issues with the very idea of relationships 2. I really like telling people inappropriate things about myself 3. I would clearly have been labelled an hysteric in previous centuries 4. I have learning differences that I try very hard (an hypocritically) to hide partially as a result of finding … Read More