There have been painkillers, there have been backrubs, there have been more painkillers. There will be a game tonight. I will not be dressing up.

I haven’t had the start of a period like this one since I was a teenager. I just spent the last thirty minutes on the floor screaming. I may cancel the game tonight. The BLESSED Pain Killers have just begun to kick in. I feel wobbly and faint, like I’m losing blood – funny that. … Read More

I am officially a real girl. I spent the day shopping. I LOVED it! PS The Crack Fox is scary.

So for a while during my early twenties and late teens I was absolutely obsessed with making sure I didn’t celebrate Christmas myself, it was something I did because my family did it… and yes, sure I enjoyed the food and the presents and all the rest of it but I didn’t get anything religious … Read More

Teasing and hinting about anniversary/yule/birthday presents; Boyfriend: Hello Kitty goodness is already obtained Girlfriend: Oooh did you buy me a Hello Kitty vibrator? Boyfriend: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight. Y’know I’ve heard that there are men out there who find their girlfriend masturbating a turn on.