You Know When You Have A Masturbation Habit When…

Teasing and hinting about anniversary/yule/birthday presents;

Boyfriend: Hello Kitty goodness is already obtained
Girlfriend: Oooh did you buy me a Hello Kitty vibrator?
Boyfriend: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.

Y’know I’ve heard that there are men out there who find their girlfriend masturbating a turn on.

27 thoughts on “You Know When You Have A Masturbation Habit When…

  1. I’m going to go out on a limb and say you’re posting this conversation from computers not two feet apart from each other. Seriously guys. πŸ˜‰

    Oh, and:

    "Evil would only be if you forced me to use a pink and white striped vibrator."

    I dunno.
    I’m sure some people love that very much.


  2. The big thing that bugs me is people writing:

    "Foo said "Blah blah blah"".

    Thats just messy, do it right:

    "Foo said ‘blah blah blah’".

    Or ‘Foo said "Blah blah blah"’.

  3. Oh good, other people have commented. I didn’t want to be first:

    In speech, the full stop goes inside the quotation marks. I believe I advised you of your hideous illiteracy on Sunday, Foo.

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