Wow. I knew it was going to be busy and then it really was, and it was really good too. Started off with all sorts of joyous orgasms on Friday night, then made cream cakes specifically with Princess Lex’s tongue in mind on Saturday morning whilst the Jellicle and Eric got me a new printer. … Read More

So, I thought that this evenings blog would be about kegel exercises inducing orgasm. I was wrong. Yes if you haven’t got it yet this blog entry may not be one you want to read, if it isn’t then don’t read it, if it is then go on. I do kegel exercises because I’m paranoid … Read More

I have been distictly hormonal for the last eighteen months or so, turns out there might be a reason for that aside from the humouress body clock references. I’ll know in a few weeks. I started out last year keeping a diary of my hormonal moods, and they started out with moods and progressed with … Read More

Oh that was good, that was very, very good. I started my day early, unfortunately because I’ve got a job since I planned out a certain Father Valentine’s route I had to cut it down to presents I found particularly amusing. Next year it will go back up again even if I have a job … Read More

The contact lens solution that was in the bathroom isn’t anymore. For a woman who hasn’t split up with anyone I’m crying quite a bit about that.