I am having a party. Details will be give out. As a general rule of thumb: 12th January from 3:30pm (at some point I intend to head to the Dark Side of the Lune Theme- Victorian (unless I tell you something different) Warning: I am attempting to make this party unusual. This idea may fall … Read More

Gods this fucking year. Rollercoaster isn’t even in it. Ok so it’s been all over the place, but mainly up I think. Mostly. Though the downs this year have been worse. I’ve self-harmed for the first time in years and I spent a whole day in a bath because I was so unhappy. I’ve also … Read More

Well I’m in good company this year when it comes to sheer numbers of ‘Christmas’ days! Number three started when I got in to the maison at Royston Vasey a little after midday. I’m certainly making up for the actual Christmas Day of sobriety of course, I arrived through the door to have an apperitif … Read More

Sat down to a dinner of sandwiches and soup (mushroom not turkey) I suddenly realised that this has to be the only Christmas I have spent entirely sober since I was four years old. I’m actually kind of liking it. I called home to discover that poor old Honorary Bitch has tonsilitis … this is … Read More

Mithras, not my bag. Don’t know what I’m doing here I’ll carry on regardless Got enough money for one more beer I’ll carry on regardless Is it Cologne with its great cathedral? Milan with its glamour and its pace? London with its river and its bridges? Lisbon with its beauty and its grace? Good as … Read More