My back is killing me. Same old injury, same old aggravation and I chose to go shopping today. The word you are looking for is idiot. I’m formulating my new years resolutions and listening to the three tenors as I cook up all the leftovers. I don’t think that I can feel happier than when … Read More

So, I didn’t celebrate Mother Night this year because I too knackered and all heathened out by events on Tuesday. I did, as is my wont, celebrate the astrological solstice and it was kind of nice because I got to do it with FJ and Princess Lex. This weekend, though, started on Friday with a … Read More

Dear Santa… Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In July megabn and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I bought porn for senerity (10 points). In August I pushed spike369 in the mud (-17 points). In May I broke erfalaswen‘s X-Box (-12 points). Last week I pulled camellia_uk‘s hair (-5 points). Overall, … Read More

Ok, what I want everyone to do is have early morning sex on the 22nd December. This includes masturbation. I want everyone to try and achieve orgasm at 6:08 am, well as close as possible. Why do I want people to do this? Magic. I just joined a group called Orgasm For Peace, they want … Read More

It was listening to the Today Programme’s piece on feminism yesterday and wondered what the hell some of the women were thinking. More than that though, I was wondering what some of the men quoted were thinking. It was all about Girl Power and the effect that girl power has had on feminism, the piece … Read More