… the Jellicle Cat is desperately trying to come up with a reason for me to tell you all about his ‘mighty penis’. It is very lovely, it’s really cute and has the nice soft-hard penis thing going on. There? You happy now? No, it’s not a mecha-penis, nope, we don’t even have a vibrating … Read More

Who am I? What do I want? Why am I here? Where am I going? Answer the questions about the poster, and then post it on your own blog.

So, nanowrimo is eating my life, not my time mind but my life. I sometimes think that I put my friends through a lot. At the moment I know I’m putting them through a lot, I’m very much in my head at this point and theres still ten days to go. I’m not entirely sure … Read More

Anyone got too many coat hangers? I’ve run out and I still have more clothes! (I can feel my ten year old tomboy self dying of embarrassment here).

Tell me about a story I haven’t written yet and I’ll give you a paragraph from that story. I felt like putting my own spin on the meme.