… the Jellicle Cat is desperately trying to come up with a reason for me to tell you all about his ‘mighty penis’.
It is very lovely, it’s really cute and has the nice soft-hard penis thing going on.
There? You happy now?
No, it’s not a mecha-penis, nope, we don’t even have a vibrating cock-ring now so you can’t even claim to be part cyborg…. no, really.
And nosebleeds are weird.
Well, I’ve never had one… I never said they were scary though, it’s just the whole, blood dripping out of your nose thing, I mean… well, just a little bit weird. Though I suppose it comes out of your mouth, vagina, eyes, anus, ok… so it’s purely the nostrils that I find it odd to drip out of…no I don’t know why… sorry!
I love the Jellicle Cat very very much.
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I feel taken out of context and mocked!
at least you said something silly to get your mockery
you do all the time
Correction : *Swoons*