Zombies

Night of the Living Quiz LiveJournal Username Gender MaleFemaleDoesn’t Matter anymoreTransgender Location Age How familiar are you with zombies? OMG ROB ZOMBIE! HAWT!!!!1111Yeah, I’ve seen 28 Days Later…..yeahSomewhat…they like brains right?Bullet to head. Drop dead.I’ve read the goddamn survival guide man.I have a RIP Lucio Fulci tattoo.. A zombie is moaning at your door. What do you do? Go outside to see what the noise is.Ask them to leave.Shoot them, they were trespassing anyway.Board up the doors and windows. Stock the basement.Go upstairs and destroy the staircase.Call the cops…to find the line is busy. Your lover got bit. What do you do? OMGZ BANDAGES!!!!!!!!1Re-assure him/her that it’ll be okay.Fall asleep with him/her and wake up to teeth on your ass.Kill him/her right away. Now I can save my neighbor and bang them. FOX NEWS says to stay in-doors. What do you do? Do what they say. The media never lies!Turn the TV off and grab your gun.Wait for the weather.Set TiVo to record just in case 24 still airs. Weapon of choice… ShotgunPistolChainsawRandom blunt-objectFlamethrower or MolotovsKnifeSling-shotBow and arrowFists Forms gang of scavengers . Loots the neighborhood. dobedobedoh Plays tough-guy and gets bit within the first wave calephetos The dumb zombie that walks around in circles. almighty_weasel You find them in your basement. Then sex them. fluzzlewett Gets intestines ripped out and screams like a girl spike369 Becomes a bible-thumper. Says the lord will end it kasi5 Kills more zombies that you could possibly imagine calephetos Chance of survival 11% This Fun Quiz created by Tim at BlogQuiz.Net

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