1. Who are you?
Alice Liddle
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
I suspect they are all dead, but I did have some sisters.
3. How old are you?
*Alice looks at you in a very Paddington manner*
I am SIXTY SEVEN!
4. What’s your height?
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1. Who are you?
Alice Liddle
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
I suspect they are all dead, but I did have some sisters.
3. How old are you?
*Alice looks at you in a very Paddington manner*
I am SIXTY SEVEN!
4. What’s your height?
4
Please tell me that it’s Laverne Gibson you’re planning to murder and not anyone we actually like.
And preferably not me either.