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Pirates! (And I WANT SKIMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!)

So, occaisionally, just occaisionally, pirates are cool. Of course my uber-fantastic ninja disguise fooled everyone into thinking I was a damn hot pirate last night. Mainly I think it was the boots, they were fan-fucking-tastic boots. Thigh high lace-ups with my hotpants (and FoxyJonno’s shirt… must give that back to him), I felt amazing. Well, … Read More


Still Not Better

I can’t sleep. My head is pounding and I’m all over with the coldishness despite having been exhausted for most of the day. I couldn’t even be arsed with the pirate costume for LURPS tonight (which is a shame given I finally got the laces!) I hate being ill. I used to be ill loads … Read More


Easy To Read

It has been brought to my attention on a number of occaisions over my life that I am incredibly easy to read. Oddly enough, and completely against ‘The Rules’ (they recommend women to cultivate mystery in order to achieve successful relationshippyness) I rather like this. Everyone knows most of what makes up a Mish, past … Read More


Rose and Poems

The Writer’s Guild still hold an annual Rose and Poem party I’ve heard. It makes me feel good that I devised something that has kept on for six or so years, it wasn’t my idea of course, I got it from a book. (Shanghai Baby by Wei Hui) I remember the Rose and Poem’s that … Read More


Why I Am A Freak

Warning – this is about sex and it’s detailed. Ok so thats the second ear orgasm I’ve had this week. It’s the first full body orgasm in ages. I find it kind of weird that multiple stimuli are required for both a full-body orgasm and a multiple-orgasm and yet I can’t work out which is … Read More


Rules

I don’t know the rules, how was I ever supposed to work them out. I’ve given up on being a person. I’ve given up on becoming a proper girl. I’m a Mish. I don’t know your sodding rules and I don’t care. I’m going to head back under my mushroom now. It isn’t raining there.


Energy

My energy levels were really shitty this afternoon and so I went to sleep for most of it. Then I went to GM my Lace & Steel game wondering if I was doing the right thing. Costas Ramon… oh Costas… there is a very lively character who I suspect of being possibly about to be … Read More



Almost Poetry

What people on my LJ friends list say: I hate exams. You must face the gazebo alone…I may as well give up on my social life. It’s not really a cave. The saga continues… A message to all those who start their exams this week: Sunday. All is well in the world. Party Pictures. You … Read More


Relationships, Sex and Mercantile Languages

English is a good trading language. English is a great active language, think about it, when you were taught how to form a sentence what were you taught? Noun, verb right? John is running. Mary is dancing. Even simply existing is a verb, all about the doing; I am…short for ‘I am being’, I always … Read More