Last night I saw an opera in a way I have never seen before. It was amazing, the Heritage Opera company took over the court room in the Castle, and we perched on (really uncomfortable) wood pews as The Magic Flute happened around us! I never expected to be that close to the Queen of … Read More

I went to visit a health spa yesterday! Me and Mother-In-Law went for a little holiday. This involved a trip down to Royston Vasey, for which I recorded a couple of CDs to listen to, the whole trip was kind of like those CDs, a lot of good songs interspersed with some weird moments and … Read More

I had a fantastic time at the Dark Side on Saturday, the theme was Gothic Beach Party and frankly I think I looked amazing. Also The Jellicle cat came and, in the words of M-i-L totally pwnd the dancefloor. He so cute! I didn’t think twice about what I was wearing, I’d spent weeks being … Read More

I THOT ID RITE DIS DIARY ENTRY IN LOLCAT SPEEK. THARS NO REAL REASON, I HAS JUS FINDZ LOLCATS TRANZLASHUN PAEG AN WONDERD HOW WELL IT WERKD. I ASSUMD IT WUZ MOSTLY JUS CHANGIN SPELLIN, BUT IT SEEMS 2 CHANGE GRAMMAR AS WELL.BY RIGHTS, LOLCATS SHUD ANNOY ME BUT THEY HAS BYPASD ANNOYANCE AN SPEEK … Read More

“I think one of your boobs just winded me.”

American Pie – Don McLean Ironic – Alanis Morrisette A Horse With No Name – America Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen Itchycoo Park – The Small Faces Whatever – The Butthole Surfers Flowers In The Rain – The Move Come As You Are – Nirvana Cecilia – Simon and Garfunkel Girl From Mars – Ash California … Read More

Play List To Which This Was Written (Thanks Cuddles, Hamburger Hill and Radio Steve): “Foolish Games” Written by Jewel Performed by Jewel and Melissa Etheridge “What You’re Made Of” by Lucie Silvas “Predictable” Written By Emma Bunton “Goodbye To You” by Michelle Branch “All For You” by Sister Hazel “Come Pick Me Up” by Ryan … Read More

Depression follows you around, sneaks up on you, but you notice the warning signs, the ones which in my case say ‘SWAMP AHEAD’, the path gets boggy etc.etc. Lately though, I’ve been running around on the sunny, dry ground, having calm conversations about things I think are decided in my head and then write poetry … Read More

They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at … Read More

I might have had a couple of very nice dreams lately but I also seem to have rediscovered a fear of the dark. Not exactly the dark but it does mean that I’ve returned to the Jellicle’s bed despite his snoring (I was sleeping in my room whilst his cold was very bad). I cannot … Read More