Hmm so one of the most romantic moments of my life was being held at pistol point whereas one of the most erotic involved someone coming up behind me with a collar, putting it on and dragging me off. Is it really any wonder that this sounds like an amazing idea? Fake Kidnapping. I mean … Read More

I am so sorry I ever laughed at any Yakuza activities or you know, didn’t take them seriously at any point. It’s too easy to sometimes… and then the mayor of Nagasaki gets shot.

So, several questers came together in Carnforth this afternoon, myself, the magician, the cook, one of the knights and another unexpected knight who leant his considerable enthusiasm and expertise. We discussed various options open to us and poured over maps looking for clues as to the directions of our scouts (the Cunning Man and the … Read More

Will blog properly at some point. Just looking forward to the quest to Carnforth on Saturday (Refreshment Room at Carnforth at 2pm on Saturday for tea and Grail questing – well ok, for those of us coming by rail that’ll be ten past two since the 14:05 from Lancaster gets us in at 14:12 at … Read More

The Jellicle Cat is currently teaching my mother Go, they’re having a great time. I had forgotten what insanity Royston Vasey and La Spente put together plunge into, the sheer levels of activity are exhausting! So far the Grail quest hasn,t really been advanced by the tour of Brittany but hey, I know a bit … Read More

Well I guess I’m in Royston Vasey a la France. I love this place, it formed a regular part of my existence until I went away to university and now I get to be back amidst the extended family of Royston Vasey. My French sucks, I’m surrounded by women who still have the energy I … Read More

Gods back to the claustrophobia tht is Royston Vasey in a coach. I love this place as long as I only have to visit. Met up with the Blacksmiths Granddaughter again and I cannot believe her energy she runs way to many things and has asixteen motnh old kid, I used to have that energy. … Read More

Lenny Henry; funny guy. I had a good evening out with Rat, Sweetie and my Gentleman Friend in Preston. Tomorrow I subject the Jellicle Cat to my entire village. And the other village in France. Seems like whenever I take him home he ends up meeting both sets of parents. I’m a big believer in … Read More

I often use words not entirely correctly because I use them how they feel rather than paying strict attention to dictionary definitions. This is fine when I’m writing poetry or prose but if I slip off into slightly trancey Mish writing world whilst declaring my way of taking on the universe it does rather seem … Read More

I was having a conversation with a friend a while back and they brought up the notion of a mutual friend of ours being ‘noted for their promiscuity’, I didn’t disagree. In an email conversation later something was said in reference to this same friend that I misunderstood as refering to me. To be honest … Read More