Gods back to the claustrophobia tht is Royston Vasey in a coach. I love this place as long as I only have to visit. Met up with the Blacksmiths Granddaughter again and I cannot believe her energy she runs way to many things and has asixteen motnh old kid, I used to have that energy. … Read More

Lenny Henry; funny guy. I had a good evening out with Rat, Sweetie and my Gentleman Friend in Preston. Tomorrow I subject the Jellicle Cat to my entire village. And the other village in France. Seems like whenever I take him home he ends up meeting both sets of parents. I’m a big believer in … Read More

I often use words not entirely correctly because I use them how they feel rather than paying strict attention to dictionary definitions. This is fine when I’m writing poetry or prose but if I slip off into slightly trancey Mish writing world whilst declaring my way of taking on the universe it does rather seem … Read More

I was having a conversation with a friend a while back and they brought up the notion of a mutual friend of ours being ‘noted for their promiscuity’, I didn’t disagree. In an email conversation later something was said in reference to this same friend that I misunderstood as refering to me. To be honest … Read More

We’re unable to market this kind of fiction. We don’t think the ending holds up to the promise of the story. We can’t find a market for this kind of fiction. Gods damn it I will be fucking published. In other news I had a good evening.

Ahh April Fools day and Foxy Jonno has posted that meme again. If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don’t speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good … Read More

Was wonderful. Today my breasts are shoggoths. Tikilili!

As the Cunning Man and the Viking scout out our path one of the knights has sugested to me that we meet in Carnforth some weeks hence (14th April) for tea and to discuss how we are continuing our search for the Grail. So, we shall mix fire and water and tell our tales at … Read More

Currently I note that the quest for the Grail has grown quite large, we are something of a noticeable party as we ride north. However, we have knights, a viking, magical folks and our honourable conduct to protect us and aid others so I’m not worried about this (and still, in fact encouraging people to … Read More

You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. 1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Which? 3. Your hair? Dry 4. Your mother? Smiley 5. Your father? Rolf 6. Your favorite thing? Respite 7. Your dream last night? Sad 8. Your favorite drink? Cherry 9.Your dream car? Morgan 10. The room you’re in? War … Read More