I am sat in this classroom; I thought that todays workshop would be helpful. It is a workshop called web design.
I have already designed my website and launched it onto the net, no I’m not going to tell you where, its a small and bouncy thing which shows my grinning mugshot (actually a better photo than this site!) and tells you all about my hobbies and which artists I like.
I just got congratulated about managing to put links on my site.
We’re using Microsoft Publisher. It took me an hour and a half to do what it’s supposed to take three hours to do. I can’t help anybody else because they’re trying to become familiar with the software.
The tutor says that teaching me anything would be pointless…because I wouldn’t be able to use it. Out of sheer desperation to learn something anything I showed him this site. He now says he can’t teach me anything else. There is so much stuff I could do with a web design workshop on and instead I am sat here on my computer keeping myself occupied because they have nothing to teach me. How come everything that they teach you is bad practice is what they do?!?