Today I recieved a most unexpected Valentine through the post.
A single red rose.
Which, considering it was sent through the post was still alive and remarkably not squashed! (Thanks to thoughtful putting inside of toilet roll inner.)
There is one man on the earth who has ever sent me red roses (this brings the total up to two), this may well be because every other man would have more sense…but in any case. I have no idea how to deal with a single red rose…other than to smile, and bow across the world to the Confused Highwayman, most daring of men!