From Madame Giry

What is your full name: Mish
Date of birth: 6th January
Male or female: female last time I looked
Astrological sign: Capricorn
Nicknames: Mish, luvlymish, Mishlet (Thankyou Fluzz!), Shimmy, Shim (thankyou Yellow Dart), Shimmers, Mish L, Olivia, Anna, Suzi, that’s about it…
Occupation: Teacher, writer maybe
Height: 5’4
Hair color: Brown at the moment
Eye color: Hazel
Where were you born: Grimsby, UK
Where do you reside now: Showa-cho, Japan
Age: 23
Screen names: Mish, Luvlymish, Sexymish, Mish L, hypnosuzi, m_liddle2000,
Why those names?: It’s my name!
Pets: None at the moment…I’m claiming the cats of the people currently involved with me though! (despite the fact that both cats clearly despise me!)
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: three
Piercings: Ears five times, belly button, clit hood
Tattoo’s: three so far…I have plans for at least four more…
Shoe size: 23 Japanese
Righty or lefty: right-handed
Wearing: Burgundy pretending to be silk pyjamas, purple dressing gown, brown furry blanket
Hearing: A Perfect Circle
Feeling: ill
Eating/drinking: mikans and apple juice

Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love: yes.
How many people have you said I love you to: and meant it? Several since living at number 18.
How many people have you been in REAL love with: What do you mean real? If you mean ‘in love’ as opposed to love the number is 6. And I’m only counting 2 of those.
How many people have you kissed: Laughs…yeah coz I’m going to remember!
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: Strangely enough yes!
How many people have you dated: 2 (Confused Highwayman and FFG!)…I don’t do dates, maybe 3 if you count Sweetie
What do you look for in a guy/girl: Nice eyes, intelligent conversation, good voice, hot arse doesn’t hurt any!
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: Eyes, Voice
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: Ummm taller than me, good at argueing, someone nice to cuddle…they have an annoying habit of being Physicists or Computer Scientists!
Do you have a crush right now: Yes
If so who is it: Well you all know my boyfriend is the Jellicle Cat…
Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes
Do you remember your first love: Yes
Who is the first person you kissed: A guy called Ashley at school.
Do you believe in fate: to an extent
Do you believe in soul mates: Yes
If so do you believe you’ll ever find yours: He resides in Durham currently.

Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have: One younger sister
What are your siblings names: Jennifer
What are your parents names: Keith and Christine oddly enough.
How many siblings does your mother have: One younger brother.
How many siblings does your father have: One younger sister.
Where are your parents from: Mum is from Yorkshire, Dad is from London by way of Australia.
Is your family close: In odd ways.
Does your family get together for holidays: I try not to. To an extent.
Do you have a drunk uncle: No. Various Drunk second or third cousins though.
Any medical problems run through your family: Yes
Does someone in your family wear a toupee: Not as far as I know.
Do you have any nieces or nephews: No but I have a sweet cousin.
Are your parents divorced: No
Do you have step parents: No
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: Hmmm not sure…could do
Did some of your family come to America from another country: There are soime cousins somewhere in Kentucky…

Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life: Anything by Alanis Morrisette or Dido!
What’s the most embarrassing cd you own: S Club 7 because I never bought it! I did buy Aqua Aquarium though only I am not embarrassed by that.
What’s the best cd you own: I have too many to say….um something by Bob Dylan probably.
What song do you absolutely hate: A particular track by the Beatles.
Do you sing in the shower: Oh yes.
What song reminds you of that special someone: Easy by Faith No More for The Jellicle Cat and as for the other special person there seems to be no song as yet…

Color: Light Purple
Food: Spaghetti Bolognaise
Song: American Pie by Don McClean
Show: Buffy/Trek/Coupling
School subject: Art, English, Physics, History
Animal: Cats, Rabbits
Outfit: tight jeans, burgundy jumper, brown crotcheted poncho
Radio station: FM Fuji
Movie: Quills, Velvet Goldmine, American Beauty, Moulin Rouge
Cartoon: Mysterious Cities of Gold
Actor: Johnny Depp
Actress: Alyson Hannigan, Renee Zellwegger
Potato chip: Prawn Coctail
Drink: Vodka and Lime or White Russian
Soda: Cherry Coke
Holiday: France, Ecuador, maybe Poughkeepsie, America but only to see My Favourite American!
Perfume/cologne: Burberry Weekend
Pizza topping: Mushroom, Cheese
Jell-O flavor: Can’t stand Jelly, it used to be lime when I was a kid
Lunch meat: Can’t stand processed meat, it used to be chicken roll when I was a kid
Card Game: Shit Head if I’m in a silly mood, Poker if I’m not.
Video game: Used to be Tekken…or Mortal Kombat a long while ago
Book: Beach Music by Pat Conroy
Computer game: Used to be SimCity or ThemeHospital
Number: 6
Cereal: cornflakes
Comedian: Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, and the God who is Stephen Fry
Dessert: Orgasmic Choclate Cake from CoCo’s
Disney character: I hate Disney! But if I had to choose it’d be one of Scrooge McDuck’s interchangeable nephews!
Clothing store: The slut shop in the local mall!
Past time: Writing, Drawing, Painting, Reading, what spare time?!!?
Teacher: Mrs Coombs (from primary school), Mr. Powell, Mr Ashley-Smith, Mrs. Wish (from secondary school, history teachers and art teacher respectively) Robbie Smith (from university, Sex In History tutor)
Childhood toy: Peter Rabbit who I still have!
Carnival game/ride: Dodgems
Candy bar: Fry’s Peppermint Cream
Magazine: Not Cosmopolitan (liars!)
Salad dressing: the one my sister makes from random stuff! Or thousand Island
Thing to do on the weekend: read books, write, hike in the mountains
Hot drink: Chocolate
Season: Winter
Sport to watch: Cricket
Person to talk to online: Apart from the obvious two! Man of Taste, The Naiad, My Favourite American

Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets: white, pink, blue, yellow
What color are your bedroom walls: cream
Do you have posters on your wall: Yes
If so of what: Majesty of Gaia, Literary Britain, Dali print, Monet print, Map of Japan, one of some mountains in America
Do you have a tv in your bedroom: yes
How many pillows are on your bed: 2
What do you normally sleep in: Whatever is around, sometimes nothing
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: Burgundy silky things.
What size bed do you have: a single futon.
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: I miss the waterbed from the webhouse…
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: no
Describe the last nightmare you had: Nesuphyn was shot in the mouth by a chinese terrorist who then demanded I have sex with him whilst Christian Liz watched. Then he shot me.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Yes, Shimmy, Cammi and Peter
Any unusual sleeping positions: No, I move a hell of a lot in my sleep though
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: No
Do you snore: only if I’m ill
How about drool: if I’m ill
Do you have an alarm clock in your room: Yes and a radio alarm.
What color is the carpet in your room: I have tatami mats no carpet
What’s under your bed: it’s a futon, no room under it!

This or that (no neither or boths)
Loser/wannabe: wannabe almost certainly, but possibly a wannabe loser or a loser wannabe. I object to both labels as being labels of course…
Doughnuts/bagels: Hard choice, doughnuts
Day/night: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: East come on Farm houses!
Heaven/hell: All the best people go to hell, ditto Madam Giry!
Make love/have sex: Depends on my mood
Coffee/tea: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Or if you ask My Favourite Uncle a cup of sugar with some tea in!
Hamburgers/hotdogs: Hotdogs all the way (unless I’m in lancs and have WibWobs near by)
Rap/rock: Rock
Britney/Christina: Britney can burn in purgatory, Christina can dissolve in acid. Give me shakira any day. Again Madame Giry got there first!
Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss.
Real World/Road Rules: I believe this is something to do with a TV Show?
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Ummm Backstreet Boys I think….
Silver/gold: Silver
Nike/Adidas: I think I used to own something by Adidas…
McDonalds/Taco Bell: Ick! Taco Bell but only because I once enjoyed something there!
Sweet/sour: Sweet definately!
Punk/emo: Punk I think…
Hot/cold: Hot but only because I appreciate the effort!
Winter/summer: Winter.
Spring/fall: Autumn.
Operas/plays: Opera if I could afford it.
Read/watch tv: Read.
Cd’s/tapes: CDs
Dvd’s/vhs: DVDs.
Old/new: Old.
Shorts/skirts: Shorts.
Pink/red: Hot pink!
Colored pictures/black and white photos: Black and white..
Meat/vegetables: Meat.
Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican
Commercials/infomercials: This is really dumb!
Scary movies/comedies: Scary.
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikinis
Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals.
Dogs/cats: Cats
Unicorns/fairies: If I picked Unicorn you’d all laugh! Faeries!
Water/land: Water water water!
Sugar/spice: Sugar.
Black/white: Black
ribbons/bows: Ribbons.
Chicken/beef: Chicken.
Colored christmas lights/white christmas lights: White lights that twinkle.
Cars/trucks: Cars
Austin Powers/James Bond: James Bond all the way, never yet seen an Austin Powers movie.
Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn, sugary sugary popcorn!
Hip/hop: Hop.
Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss. Lots.
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: Sumo.
Back rub/foot massage: Foot Massage 😉
Picture frames/photo albums: Photo Albulms.
Pens/pencils: Pencils to draw with,fountain pen to write with.

What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem: Occaisionally okish.
Virgins: Everyone’s been there, it’s your body do with it as you will!
God: Which one?
The Osbournes: Overrated.
Reality TV: Boring
J.Lo: I have no opinion.
Religion: Is interesting but not enough to kill someone over!
Emo music: What is this?
Valentine’s Day: Hallmark holiday about some Christian guy who got martyred…but can be fun too!
Christina Aguilera’s comeback: Huh?
Homosexuals: Sam as heterosexuals….bisexuals have most fun!
Abortion: The mother should make an informed choice.
Inter-racial relationships: This is still an issue?
Murder: Bad thing tm.
Death: The greatest adventure of them all…
Obesity: If you wanna get big do, if you don’t don’t…if you aren’t the shape you want to be then do something about it…from either direction!
Pre-marital sex: Same as virgins. Your body, go for it!
Terrorism: Same as religion. I might believe in a cause but I wouldn’t kill someone for it.
Pornography: All in favour of good quality aesthetic porn and the making of!
Fortune: Do you mean Wheel of?
Threesomes: Oh definately one of my favourite things! And foursomes and fivesomes and orgies…I can’t help it!
Prostitution: Oldest profession in the world. In favour of safe zones.
Politics: I love a good argument!
Country music: Kenny Rodgers and some of the stuff in Skimble’s car is ok.
George W. Bush: Ok…you know I said murder was a bad thing…
Cloning: I honestly am not sure
Britney’s boobs: Why do I care?
Gas prices in America: Are too low.

Have You Ever….
Mooned anyone: Yep
Been on a diet: A couple of exclusion ones to see what was harming my health.
Been to a foreign country: Several
Broken a bone: Too many
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: No
Swore at a teacher: Not within earshot.
Talked to a Blurty member via emails or instant messages: Yes
Got in a fight: A few.
Dated a teacher: No
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: No
Thought about killing your enemy: Several
Gone skinny dipping: Yes and got cheered by hikers in Cornwall!
Met another Blurty member in the flesh: Yes
Told a little white lie: Too many
Told a secret you swore not to tell: Only when the reason for not telling was no longer applicable…
Stolen anything: Yes
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: Only when pissed.
Been on TV: Yes
Been on the radio: Yes and I don’t want to think about it.
Been in a mosh pit: Yes.
Been to a concert: Yes.
Dated one of your best friends: Yes.
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: Yes.
Deceived somebody close to you: Yes.
Broken the law: Alas yes.
Been to a rodeo: No
Been on a talk show: Yes…don’t ask!
Been on a game show: No
Been on an airplane: Yes
Got to ride on a firetruck: Yes
Came close to dying: Not very close.
Cheated on a bf/gf: Yes.
Gave someone a piggy back ride: Yes.
Terrorized a babysitter: Yes.
Made a mud pie: Don’t remember
Had a dream that you’re falling off a cliff: Yes, it was rather nice actually…
Snuck out of the house at night: Yes
Been so drunk you don’t remember your name: Yes.
Had an eating disorder: Silly question.
Felt like you didn’t belong: Yes.
Felt like the 3rd wheel: Yes.
Smoked: Not cigarettes ever.
Done drugs: I don’t count cannabis.
Been arrested: Yes.
Had your tonsils removed: No
Gone to camp: Yes, as a counsellor.
Won a bet: Yes.
Written a love letter: Yes
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: Yes
Written a love poem: Yes
Kissed in the rain: Yes
Slow danced with someone you love: Yes
Participated in an orgy: I couldn’t help it, they seem to happen around me!
Faked an orgasm: Once.
Stolen a kiss: Yes.
Asked a friend for relationship advice: Yes
Had a friend steal your bf/gf: Hard to steal from someone who doesn’t do possession.
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: Yes
Gotten a speeding ticket: I can’t drive.
Done jail time: No
Had to wear a uniform to work: Yes.
Won a trophy: Yes
Thrown up in public: Yes.
Bowled a perfect game: What?
Failed/got held back: No.
Got perfect attendance in grade school: No.
Roasted pumpkin seeds: Yes.
Taken ballet/karate lessons: Ballet.
Attempted suicide: Yes a long time ago.
Cut yourself: Yes but not since I left Royston Vasey.

Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes: I had a barbie with pink hair
Did you own Treasure Trolls: Yes but not as many as my sister!
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210: No
Did you play Simon Says: Yes
Did you watch Fraggle Rock: Yes.
Did you wet the bed: No.
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: No it lived in my sisters wardrobe.
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: No.
Were you shy: Yes so I made up for it by being obnoxious…oh that should probably be present tense!
Were you spoiled: No.
Were you abused: No.
Did you go to the circus: Yes.
Did you go to the zoo: No we went to safari parks.
Were you in a car accident: Yes.
Did you build snowmen: Yes
Did you cry when you scraped your knee: Only once.
Were your older cousins mean to you: No.
Did you think slinkies were cool: Yes
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: No.
Were you afraid of the dark: Yes.
Did you have slumber parties: Yes a lot.
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag: No.
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: No but I do a mean karaoke version of ‘I think we’re Alone Now’.
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: Yes

Random shit.
1. if you could meet god, what would you say? what would he/she say? would you go for coffee afterwards?
Depends which god…

2. since monday is so terrible, which day of the week would you prefer to start on?


3. you are god. hi. what’s the first thing you do? what’s the second?

1st: Make humans all think that loss of any human life (once the human has been born) from violence, disease and starvation is a very bad thing and that they need to use their particular talents to try and prevent such things happening.
2nd: Get rid of all sexually transmitted diseases, infections and all the rest and have a huge orgy.

4. if you could, would you? if not, why not?

5. did the chicken cross the road? if so, why?

Go read Hollywood Chickens by Mr Prattchett. Then you will understand. Its the longest chicken crossing the road joke I’ve ever seen!

6. who should direct the movie of your life? would you go and see it?

Radio Steve and yeah I’d go see it just to see what he’d do with it!

7. where will it all end?

In a carpark.

8. what is the meaning of life? answers equalling 42 will be disqualified for reasons of lack of originality.

I think you should be asking what the question is.

9. aliens land in your back garden, who according to all known laws of sci-fi, speak english rather well, if with a slight accent. where do you take them for dinner, why, and what will you talk about on the way back?

The YakiNiku place because it’s fantastic and we’ll talk about how they managed to get me a back garden!

10. if a = 16, and q = 4, how many times did you read this survey thinking “what the fuck is this?” and wondering what the author might be taking? what am i taking? what are you taking?

Too many to count and I’m on the happy pills again! (Bufferin)

12 thoughts on “From Madame Giry

  1. Okay I’ll be the first to say that a vacation to Poughkeepsie is completely insane only because after five minutes you’ve seen everything.

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