An Admission

I am vanilla.
Kind of.

So anyway, we just finished watching The Butterfly Effect (actually a film I saw a woman watching next to me on a train and it looked cool), it was kind of like a less subtle version of Donnie Darko with a much less cool soundtrack but I really like it.

Back to my admission. The thing is I put those boots on to take some photos. But I really don’t want to take them off. I really don’t want to take them off. Actually I want to have sex in them. Thats going to have to wait three days unfortunately. So, I kind of suspect I can’t be counted as vanilla anymore. Its just that I really, really like these boots. They’re red.

I’ve been having a whole series of erotic dreams lately (I went back on the pill – my libido sky-rocketed), I suspect it may be wrong of me to be wishing that these boots feature in one if I have one again tonight. Look, I am vanilla, I like straight sex, with the kissing and the touching and the… ok ok I really like these boots.

Uh…yeah…so, um maybe a little Cherry flavoured as opposed to vanilla right?

Oooh the Jellicle is back, next movie!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, luvlymish sent to me…

Twelve seneritys drumming

Eleven rhionnachs piping

Ten calephetos a-leaping

Nine vitktigeirs reading

Eight silent_wrong_mes a-snowboarding

Seven captain_ajs a-writing

Six evilbilbos a-role-playing

Five mr_si-i-i-ixs

Four spike369s

Three pen_pen42s

Two balladsinginsues

…and a taekwondo in a pear tree.

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