For those not in the know last week I got a day of work and ended up teaching sex ed.
Yes, yes, when you’ve finished laughing hysterically…
A sample of the questions Year Sevens (kids aged eleven/twelve) ask in sex ed lessons;
‘How do two men have sex?’
‘How do two women have sex?’
‘How does it feel to go out with a man and a woman at the same time?’
I’m so out of touch. Or maybe I just think I am.
Last NS stayed the weekend, I wasn’t the perfect host by any means but she isn’t holding that against me so far… Sometimes things just make me so happy. Last night’s moon and the way we saw it for one thing. This whole weekend really.
I’m moaning a lot about jobs recently, I will shut up about it. I’m moaning a lot about money too and I apologise for that. I’m focusining on the things I can’t do a lot and it bugs me, I suspect it is bugging a whole load of people as well but you’re all just too polite to mention it.
The best things in the world this weekend are:
Watching a red moon in a cold back garden with two friends
Seeing a beautiful woman smile
Some days I also wonder what life would be like if I was a boy. I’m not sure I’d pull it off as well as being a girl, it strikes me as being much more difficult.