I swear that the Jellicle Cat has been writing books behind my back… no, really. Go on, read it!
There’s a magical elf in it with a pet ham… oh just read it. I swear the Jellicle Cat wrote it and is lieing to me now about having not.
Well maybe there aren’t quite enough parentheses…
the soundtrack is terrifying as well.
Dear gods, and when were you going to tell me you’d been doing all of this? 😉