Hypothetical Girl Friend: But Mish, why don’t you do romantic things for the Jellicle Cat?
Mish: If I do he’ll try to kill me.
Jellicle (Grumbles in a corner).
Yes, today I waited to surprise the Jellicle Cat with a bouquet of flowers, unfortunately I was too surprising for a man who does iaido once a week and was given an elbow to my throat for my trouble.
Am now giggling hysterically.