So…

I call you and say “I’ve just killed somebody, I need your help.”

What do you reply? What do you do?

15 thoughts on “So…

  1. Killed somebody?

    Right.

    Where is it you’re ringing from?

    Okay, thanks.

    So, what happened?

    Sorry, bear with me, I’m just putting this into the system…

  2. See I thought about this for a good couple of minutes, and came up with answers ranging from "Who? … Awesome!" to "How’d you kill them?" (as, thinking about it, any situation where you managed to kill someone would probably have a story behind it that one could share at a dinner party in ten years time and be met with laughter).

    But I think honestly, my first words would be "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

  3. Oh.

    What did the bastard do?

    With a what?

    Err… the other line’s going and I’m on duty this week. Get on a train and we’ll talk about it tonight.

    (Loadsa people hide in London).

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