Meme I Nicked From The Naiad

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

Oh yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I used to be a real one for morning sex but this year my body clock has been all over. I’ll go for afternoon sex after having dozed the morning away.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

Depends who I”m sharing the bed with so I guess that’s left, right, left, left

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?

Pork, bellypork if you want to be specific.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?


6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Yes, is it wrong to love the fact I was the stripper at Blackhurst Swainson’s stag do?

7. Shower or bath?

Bath, always bath.

8. Do you pee in the shower?

No! What is it with all these people who do???!

9. Mexican or Chinese?

Mexican but Suzanne is putting in a vote for Chinese.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Aggressive. I like there to have keepsakes after.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?


12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?


13. Love or money?

Love, you can work for money but love vanishes far too quickly when she’s wanted.

14. Credit cards or cash?

Cards, they’re easier to hide from muggers and cancel if stolen.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t?

I don’t mind any of them from afar and they feel similarly about me.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?

Depends why I was going, where and with whom. By myself, camping all the way.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?

Define weird! I don’t know…my kitchen felt pretty weird at the time but that was due to context…a weird place, I suppose an art exhibit is fairly weird…

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?

Oh yes…and if you haven’t sponsored me yet:

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Yes, I was disappointed.

20. Ever been to a bar?

This is another American Teen Meme isn’t it…yes, yes I have.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

I got fairly close with the public sex in the Bobbin but I think they just warned us.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?


23. Kissed someone of the same sex?

Oh yes.

24. Favorite drink?

Cherry Coke or absinthe depending on if you meant alcoholic or not.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?


26. Had sex in a bathroom?


27. Have you ever had sex at work?

Ummmm, not at my work, no.

28. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?

Oh yes. Can I take the time to reccomend Coco-de-Mer again?!

29. Bought something from an adult store?

Hell yes

30. Have you been caught having sex?

Not exactly, there’ve been a couple of times when I failed to quite get all my clothes on in time. On the otherhand that also applies to times when I just haven’t had clothes on and people have assumed I was just having sex.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?

A few people… Now I’m wondering if the Naiad’s ex is me or if she’s just forgotten a couple of things…

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

The wrong name may have come up during sex once. But never during the tangle of the poly relationship, which I’m very glad about.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?

Who knows, someone with too much time on their hands.

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