We’re unable to market this kind of fiction. We don’t think the ending holds up to the promise of the story. We can’t find a market for this kind of fiction. Gods damn it I will be fucking published. In other news I had a good evening.

Ahh April Fools day and Foxy Jonno has posted that meme again. If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don’t speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want – good … Read More

Was wonderful. Today my breasts are shoggoths. Tikilili!

As the Cunning Man and the Viking scout out our path one of the knights has sugested to me that we meet in Carnforth some weeks hence (14th April) for tea and to discuss how we are continuing our search for the Grail. So, we shall mix fire and water and tell our tales at … Read More

Currently I note that the quest for the Grail has grown quite large, we are something of a noticeable party as we ride north. However, we have knights, a viking, magical folks and our honourable conduct to protect us and aid others so I’m not worried about this (and still, in fact encouraging people to … Read More

You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. 1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? Which? 3. Your hair? Dry 4. Your mother? Smiley 5. Your father? Rolf 6. Your favorite thing? Respite 7. Your dream last night? Sad 8. Your favorite drink? Cherry 9.Your dream car? Morgan 10. The room you’re in? War … Read More

So, me and pain huh. Well it’s fairly well documented that I like spanking. Quite a lot actually. It’s reasonably well-known that I’m into a bit of dom-sub play (no I’m not a hugely serious person when it comes to that scene) and anyone who hasn’t worked out I like the bondage thing as well … Read More

So, I have a lot of thoughts on Arthur, if you’re lucky you’ll see them in book form in some years time. If I’m lucky they’ll even be published. I have a lot of thoughts on the grail quest, mostly heavily influenced by John Matthews notions of the Arthurian legends. Right, here are the basics … Read More

Is it me or does this path look slightly boggy? Nearly missed a signpost there… possibly have been ignoring a few and singing ‘lalalalala’ with my eyes shut. I don’t think I’ve done what I did in the John O’Gaunt for a good three years or so and that takes me right back to Avondale. … Read More

After the highs there have to be lows. Otherwise how would we know that they were highs? I’ve often prided myself on being myself and compromising nothing, sometimes I guess I find myself caught in my own hypocrisy. I think I’m trying hard and turns out I’m moving in all the wrong directions and just … Read More