It was Murder

So I spent most of the evening speaking in a really annoying Southern American accent (that frankly wandered all over the states and Cornwall and Somerset and possibly Ireland at one point). Turned out it was My Gentleman Friend what done it… which was kind of fun in some ways.



Nabbed

Unashamedly from Miss UD in order to publicise the sex ‘theme park’ that opens in September. So, who’s up for coming with me?


On Being Kidnapped

Hmm so one of the most romantic moments of my life was being held at pistol point whereas one of the most erotic involved someone coming up behind me with a collar, putting it on and dragging me off. Is it really any wonder that this sounds like an amazing idea? Fake Kidnapping. I mean … Read More


On Being Kidnapped

Hmm so one of the most romantic moments of my life was being held at pistol point whereas one of the most erotic involved someone coming up behind me with a collar, putting it on and dragging me off. Is it really any wonder that this sounds like an amazing idea? Fake Kidnapping. I mean … Read More


The… Yakuza?

I am so sorry I ever laughed at any Yakuza activities or you know, didn’t take them seriously at any point. It’s too easy to sometimes… and then the mayor of Nagasaki gets shot.


The Grail Quest

So, several questers came together in Carnforth this afternoon, myself, the magician, the cook, one of the knights and another unexpected knight who leant his considerable enthusiasm and expertise. We discussed various options open to us and poured over maps looking for clues as to the directions of our scouts (the Cunning Man and the … Read More


Meh

Will blog properly at some point. Just looking forward to the quest to Carnforth on Saturday (Refreshment Room at Carnforth at 2pm on Saturday for tea and Grail questing – well ok, for those of us coming by rail that’ll be ten past two since the 14:05 from Lancaster gets us in at 14:12 at … Read More


Teaching Go

The Jellicle Cat is currently teaching my mother Go, they’re having a great time. I had forgotten what insanity Royston Vasey and La Spente put together plunge into, the sheer levels of activity are exhausting! So far the Grail quest hasn,t really been advanced by the tour of Brittany but hey, I know a bit … Read More


France

Well I guess I’m in Royston Vasey a la France. I love this place, it formed a regular part of my existence until I went away to university and now I get to be back amidst the extended family of Royston Vasey. My French sucks, I’m surrounded by women who still have the energy I … Read More