I’m out of here. (Lancaster anyway, off back to Royston Vasey for what may well be a family Christmas in the wincemaking variety). Back next week.

Yule is a celebration I enjoy. The Solstice itself is such a focus for pagans that I can’t get over how amazing it is to feel it.I’ve not really been very organised this time round, a lot of the presents I’ve made are staying put until I see people because I never really made plans … Read More

‘Luvlymish’, they told me,Pa-rum-pum-pum pum. Little Drummer Boyfrom the Christmas Song Generator. Get your own song : More seriously…

Ok the vanilla conversation will not apparently die. Some people have suggested that the scale simply isn’t complex enough and we need at least 3 axes (that looks wrong, axises, axii, axeeees?), involving flavouring, chunkiness and some sort of topping. Other people claim I’m obsessed with being vanilla when I should be proud to be … Read More

I’m currently running an irregular Wheel of Time game and to be honest it reminds me how much I actually love to GM (apparently thats not the fashionable term at the moment for it – could I give a rats arse?). I’m only running WoT because then my ex-Warder gets to play in one, the … Read More

So apparently the Jellicle and I (we would be Archers fans) share our anniversary with David and Ruth. Um they are the couple at Brookfield… I won’t go into detail. In anycase we both found this out and in unison said ‘Woah, scary’ I feel like we’ve been together too long or something! He says … Read More

I have a really big thing for liking this time of year. Its bouncy and with huge heavy rollercoasters of feelings. I have finally managed to listen to that George Michael song and feel nothing except a certain amount of relief. It’s amazing what being treated like an easy lay by someone you have huge … Read More

This theory is one I am tentative about presenting to the general public. My pills mimic the hormones released if I was pregnant, as do many pills. Most women on becoming pregnant do not feel like having sex. Some have the opposite response. I get turned on when I take my pills. Therefore, were I … Read More

I am vanilla. Kind of. So anyway, we just finished watching The Butterfly Effect (actually a film I saw a woman watching next to me on a train and it looked cool), it was kind of like a less subtle version of Donnie Darko with a much less cool soundtrack but I really like it. … Read More

It’s mine and the Jellicles anniversary today, three years! Weird huh? Anyway, we’re going to curl up with Indian and a movie when he gets back from Double Two so I thought I would put a quick post to say: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! My Manly Viking and the Princess of Runcorn bought me new boots for Yule! … Read More