I am having a party. Details will be give out. As a general rule of thumb: 12th January from 3:30pm (at some point I intend to head to the Dark Side of the Lune Theme- Victorian (unless I tell you something different) Warning: I am attempting to make this party unusual. This idea may fall … Read More

Gods this fucking year. Rollercoaster isn’t even in it. Ok so it’s been all over the place, but mainly up I think. Mostly. Though the downs this year have been worse. I’ve self-harmed for the first time in years and I spent a whole day in a bath because I was so unhappy. I’ve also … Read More

Well I’m in good company this year when it comes to sheer numbers of ‘Christmas’ days! Number three started when I got in to the maison at Royston Vasey a little after midday. I’m certainly making up for the actual Christmas Day of sobriety of course, I arrived through the door to have an apperitif … Read More

Sat down to a dinner of sandwiches and soup (mushroom not turkey) I suddenly realised that this has to be the only Christmas I have spent entirely sober since I was four years old. I’m actually kind of liking it. I called home to discover that poor old Honorary Bitch has tonsilitis … this is … Read More

Mithras, not my bag. Don’t know what I’m doing here I’ll carry on regardless Got enough money for one more beer I’ll carry on regardless Is it Cologne with its great cathedral? Milan with its glamour and its pace? London with its river and its bridges? Lisbon with its beauty and its grace? Good as … Read More

My back is killing me. Same old injury, same old aggravation and I chose to go shopping today. The word you are looking for is idiot. I’m formulating my new years resolutions and listening to the three tenors as I cook up all the leftovers. I don’t think that I can feel happier than when … Read More

So, I didn’t celebrate Mother Night this year because I too knackered and all heathened out by events on Tuesday. I did, as is my wont, celebrate the astrological solstice and it was kind of nice because I got to do it with FJ and Princess Lex. This weekend, though, started on Friday with a … Read More

Dear Santa… Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In July megabn and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I bought porn for senerity (10 points). In August I pushed spike369 in the mud (-17 points). In May I broke erfalaswen‘s X-Box (-12 points). Last week I pulled camellia_uk‘s hair (-5 points). Overall, … Read More

Ok, what I want everyone to do is have early morning sex on the 22nd December. This includes masturbation. I want everyone to try and achieve orgasm at 6:08 am, well as close as possible. Why do I want people to do this? Magic. I just joined a group called Orgasm For Peace, they want … Read More

It was listening to the Today Programme’s piece on feminism yesterday and wondered what the hell some of the women were thinking. More than that though, I was wondering what some of the men quoted were thinking. It was all about Girl Power and the effect that girl power has had on feminism, the piece … Read More