I have just had a brilliantly fun evening over at Mr. Jez’s playing various games (Cheapass rules ok!) Introducing the Curious Orange to Blakhurst Wainson was fun 🙂 for much of the evening I was surrounded by three full grown males (by anyone’s time scale) pretending to be Zombies and doing impressions of Yoda having … Read More

I guess people know by now that threesomes are not uncommon in my life; it may also have been noted that occaisionally I bemoan never having had a threesome with two men…two women, several times, on a beach, in a french campsite, in the Bobbin toilets; one woman, one man, often of late, the Bobbin … Read More

Ok. So it’s Friday night and I’m in on my own. Well to be honest, I’m too knackered to be anywhere else, I had a totally hard day just lectures and trying not to fall asleep (and I wasn’t the only one). Well anyway, I wasn’t really planning on going anywhere. However I was looking … Read More

Well I gave my presentation and it all went off ok. Although they were all very quiet after I’d given it; I can’t work out if it was the ‘Smile If You Love Vaginas’ T-shirt or the fact that some of my work shows me naked…in any case spent the afternoon learning about the National … Read More

I want to do everything, I want to go everywhere, experience everything, I want to see it all; the Taj Mahal, Everest, the Pyramids, the Rockies, Incan Temples, Brazilian Rainforests, deepest Africa, the Sahara Desert, Uluru, Tibet, Japan, I want everything. And theres not enough time, unless I live forever of course and that might … Read More

I pride myself on being not soppy, well I’m not, yes I’ll admit happily that I can be girly (although I maintain less girly than most its hard to judge this when the nearest woman to measure yourself against is the inestimable Giggles). However soppy is not to do with being girly, soppy is a … Read More

I have n money, I am over my overdraft limit all because the FUCKINg student loan company swears blind that it has put money in my accound and both I and Barclays know differently. I have no money, I’m supposed to have unbelievable ammounts of Bursary but my loan is not forthcming five days after … Read More

In amongst the scrabble pieces, out amongst the stars, Just around the corners of my mind, in memory. The funeral was, well, a funeral really. It was good in that way that funerals are the worst thing on earth and in the way that wakes mean you remember the good times. I’ve never been to … Read More