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Today my Christmas present from Skimble came in the post! Yeay It was a lovely Hello Kitty doll. I am happy. I also stopped a girl from committing arson tonight at Guides, hurrah for useful Mishs.

Hardly. I’m not seizing anything at the moment. I missed a day of work today through my mobile being out of range at the wrong time. I think that they’ve finally cancelled my credit card but I couldn’t get through on the phones to ask them. I suppose they could have done it at a … Read More

For those not in the know last week I got a day of work and ended up teaching sex ed. Yes, yes, when you’ve finished laughing hysterically… A sample of the questions Year Sevens (kids aged eleven/twelve) ask in sex ed lessons; ‘How do two men have sex?’ ‘How do two women have sex?’ ‘How … Read More

I remember having girly nights when I was an undergraduate. These usually involved Cuddles or the Torch, definately the Princess (because they were usually when she was around) and whichever housemates I was living with. They probably didn’t count as proper girly nights of the sort that Rabbit Girl and the Good Girlfriend held the … Read More

So the first part of this entry will be dealing with the play I saw in Carnforth and the second part with my sex life… you have been warned! Still Life by Noel Coward was the orginal for Brief Encounter and it was playing up at Carnforth last night. My Gentleman Friend and I made … Read More

So My Gentleman Friend came up with a great description of me and my friends and lovers. He described it as a garden of lovers. I love that description, it makes me think of Alice in Through The Looking Glass walking through the garden of gorgeous talking flowers. I walk through this beautiful place and … Read More

Last NS (also known as F) will be around Saturday and Sunday, EVERYONE get down the Bamboo Gardens on Sunday at 1pm. We will be there all afternoon. I’ll be up at LURPS tonight to repeat the announcement, but just so’s you all know. YEAY!

So, scratch the surface of a Mish and my sister will appear, any minute now I’m going to get out boyfriend contracts a la Da Bitches (actually I think I have a copy of one somewhere) and start quoting ‘Da Bitches rule, Da Bitches rock, Da Bitches they don’t suck cock…’ etc. This lunchtime I … Read More

Today was good, I applied for a job which I’d really like (not teaching unfortunately) and spent the morning shuffling my CV and references around to make it look like I might be a good candidate for the position… I am coming rapidly to the conclusion that all men are boys and some men never … Read More