I just sat down with the Jellicle Cat and watched Equilibrium, which I quite liked even after the seriously, seriously clunky start. Christian Bale was yummy and if anyone tells me that Yorkshire is not the most POETIC accent they will recieve a serious cursing, or something. In anycase Sean Bean (and Weasel when drunk) … Read More

My skin may have become infected due to stress based not paying attention to it so I’m probably going to smell of all sorts of lotions and potions for the next few weeks. Sorry! Tomorrow I have to go into that school to pick up all the visual aids, lesson plans etc. that I left … Read More

After all that paranoia about relationship type stuff and romance type stuff I have to admit I am a huge geek and my boyfriends know this. A summary of the weekend goes like this: The British Museum, The Torch, Avenue Q and PATRICK STEWART AT A STAR TREK CONVENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I claim this to be the … Read More

I’ve been sacked. Apparently I struggled yesterday. Presumably my not going in this morning meant they felt I was unreliable or something. I maybe they just realised I was a shit teacher.

Falling in love is something that preoccupies me as my regular readers will know. Its something that a large part of my life is dedicated to avoiding or celebrating or knowing. My Gentleman Friend has said before that I treat Love (the Bitch) as something akin to a Goddess…maybe so…this entry is another foray into … Read More

Today I should have been teaching year tens and year elevens. About now I should have been headed home after finishing my driving test (and maybe even passing – who knows). Thanks everyone for all those lovely, lovely (and indeed luvly) text messages. I’m not. Today I woke up at six and headed to the … Read More

Yeah I’m a total wuss. I admitted that this morning when I had my total panic attack. I really did just freak out. I didn’t need to. I was not in anyway great at the discipline thing, I have resolved tomorrow to become uber-bitch and not put up with anything. After Japan I’ve noticed I’m … Read More

I don’t wanna go to school today! I don’t wanna! My trousers are this really weird fit of baggy around the waist and trying to kill me at the crotch. I know it’s going to be fine but my voice volume is somewhere around my ankles and I’m slurping cough mixture like it was water. … Read More

Someone asked me how I wrote my poetry at New Year. I suspect that it wasn’t supposed to provoke a thoughtful blog post but it did so here goes. See the stuff that goes up on the writing page is not the stuff that finds its way to publishers. Even the prose that I write … Read More

Well, as Last NS said in her text, I did survive my first day. The logo for the school looks like 3 Hs joined together, hence my nick for it. Hard Harry forever! I’m really nervous about tomorrow. But I had an excuse to buy some clotheses today so that was good. Oh well, wish … Read More