(Content Warning: This is a Literal Sex Toy Review and me talking about me masturbating and genital piercings – don’t read it if you don’t want to know) So a friend of mine finally made me curious enough to buy a cheap version of Lily Allen’s favourite sex toy. It’s still a Womanizer – I … Read More
(Content Warning: Oh gods Emotions and THERAPY AGAIN?????!!!) I heard about the death of a friend and my hands began to grieve. I could feel him under my hands, the sensations, the curves in his spine. In 2020 I got really familiar with the heaviness of grief. It felt as if I was weighted to … Read More
*(Content Warning – I do mention real world death, mostly it’s me rambling about the game though, there’s a lot of IC sex-scandals and some slut shaming oh then things went really mad over the mafia)* Yeah, it’s that game again. The Forever and Ever version… three days for this stuff to get completely mad… … Read More
I’m at a bar in Lancaster, theres about twelve of us meeting up because all the WoW players have heard about this new FestLARP called Empire and we’re talking about setting up a group. There’s someone who isn’t there who is mentioned enough that it feels like there’s an empty chair near the bar. He’s … Read More
Yeah I played it again! (Content Warning – suicide, bad practice at the Samaritans, mentions misogyny. Mostly this is me rambling about my game and experience of it, there are also a lot of digressions and rambling about other LARPs I’ve done. Seriously go and LARP this it’s great fun) So, my character was Navy … Read More
I often do not write very encouragingly about men on this blog, it’s a place to vent and frankly I don’t think any woman gets to forty without ending up needing to vent about men. Maybe lesbians if there’s a real place to live in some kind of utopia like a low-budget version of The … Read More
(Content Warning: Oh such a ramble, the grammar isn’t great either). I got so perfectly what I want out of a LARP that I really hadn’t expected it from over the weekend that I immediately sat down to try and work out my desires and commonalities, because of course I did. One of my most … Read More
I don’t think I have ever loved and admired a celebrity (she is kinda) in such a full body way than I have Annie Sprinkle. Even way back when I was determined to prove her wrong about there being eight types of orgasm (spoilers – I failed, who’d have thought a former sex-worker and pornstar … Read More
It’s finally happened. My trying new SoKo skincare and sheet masks has pushed into the world of snail slime. I’m looking at the sheet mask and genuinely wondering if I can actually bear to use it. The last time I was at a French regional festival they had giant snails there in a tank as … Read More
Honestly, surviving ended up being a thing last year same as the year before. I want to lose the weight I need to and for every stone I lose I will reward myself with a tattoo. I will do some yoga once a day, whether that is simply standing in Mountain Pose or managing some … Read More
